Jokes for the rpg

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:14 pm

The stupidest joke in the world is 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'Why?' 'To get to the other side! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!' 'Why do I even talk to you????' Embarassed

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 07, 2008 6:17 pm

......Oh wow um im going to run away now, g'day

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 08, 2008 11:09 am

A man goes the doctor's office about a problem.
Doctor:"What's wrong?"
Man:"No matter where I touch my body, it hurts! I've broken everything!"
Doctor:"Okay, I'll tell you what's wrong." He says with a laugh,
Doctor:"You have a broken...
Man:"How do you know? Don't you need to x-ray me?"
Doctor:"...finger."
Man:"Huh?
Doctor:"You have a broken finger."
Man:"Well I want an x-ray!"
Doctor:"For 500 bucks."
Man:"OK"
Doctor:(20 minutes later)"Here is your x-ray result."
Man:"Come on! You could have told me I had a broken finger!"
Doctor:"Sucker." Laughing

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 08, 2008 1:18 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 08, 2008 2:40 pm

lol wow that guy is a frackin genius

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 08, 2008 3:42 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:23 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Wed Jul 09, 2008 2:10 am

Im scared

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:25 am

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:24 am

***Note: Contains the world "fart". affraid

***

This old guy just had a stroke, so he can't talk. His family is coming to visit him, so his assistant, or nurse, or whatever you want to call her, is wanting to impress them. So she sits the old guy in a chair. Then, when his family comes to his table, he leans over and makes a Suspect

strained face. The nurse sits him back up. The man is Mad

. He does it again to the other side, and the nurse sits him back up again. Then he's Evil or Very Mad

. He motions for a piece of paper and a pen. He writes, THEY...WON'T...LET...ME...FART.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Wed Jul 09, 2008 12:41 pm

Ok that is cruel

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:14 pm

It doesn't sound cruel to me.....

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Fri Jul 11, 2008 4:19 pm

Its Confusing i dont get it

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Fri Jul 11, 2008 7:40 pm

it was pretty confusing

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:14 am

indeed.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:08 am

Why wouldnt you let some one fart.
And You CAN fart through a chair..

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sun Jul 13, 2008 1:18 am

IDK know but she didnt let him fart since he kept leaning to the side to do so which means thats the only way he can.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:04 am

O-k :s?

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sun Jul 13, 2008 3:30 pm

SHUT UP JKJK

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sun Jul 13, 2008 6:13 pm

Better be. j/k

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sun Jul 13, 2008 11:39 pm

I'm scared

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:09 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:08 pm

someone post another joke

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:19 am

Wishlist wrote:: Why wouldnt you let some one fart.
And You CAN fart through a chair..

Yeah but then it would make a big frrpprrtt noise an then everybody would look around in a wierd way and then they would make fun of him. lol.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Sat Aug 02, 2008 12:20 am

weird*