Jokes for the rpg

Subject: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 01, 2008 5:25 pm

Everyone has to follow this rule: A fusion a day keeps the disease away. Nah just kidding lol

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 01, 2008 6:49 pm

lol, that was funny.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:09 pm

i used to be putting out 2 fusions a day..... i've kind of stopped when i got your request to do a fusion, i'll finish it eventually even though i never work on it lol

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Tue Jul 01, 2008 10:38 pm

Why is my fusion such a problem?!?!?!

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:07 am

its tough..... most of my fusions are easy lol

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:23 am

Lol make up jokes guys

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:34 am

why did the chicken cross the road?

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:42 am

I dunno cuz it wanted to exercise on the other size of the road to lose weight cuz it was too fat.

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:26 pm

i dunno either cause people make up different answers for that question

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 12:27 pm

this is more of a riddle: wat came first? the chicken or the egg?
i have no idea wat the answer to this is

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 2:15 pm

the egg did. do you think the chicken just appeared out of no where????

the chicken was a birth defect that was very common among the dinosaurs so they started to breed together increasing the chicken population and therefore creating the species we know has the chicken

you can call me professor bullshit, i made all that up

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 3:02 pm

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:30 pm

it does make sense though

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:57 pm

A family lived in Scotland.

Kid: Mummy Can I Swim In Loch Ness?????

Mother: No way, There Is A Horrible Beast In There

Kid: But Dad's Swimming In It!

Mother: Like I Said,...

Subject: Re: Jokes for the rpg Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:05 pm

Note: contains MILD language.

Three adults where abandoned on a deserted island. The queen of the island made them gather food, if they disobeyed they would be killed. So one man got grapes and brang them to the queen, the queen hated grapes so shuved them up his "But". The other man brought back apples, she didnt like them so she shuved them up his "But".Even though he was in pain He was laughing Hystericaly... Then he laughed louder, and louder. Eventualy the queen asked him whats so funny, he said. My brother is coming back...................... with a watermelon.